HAHA, Yeah, and it was like, totally awkward, oh my god, you wouldn't have believed the LEVEL of Awkward. HHAHAHAHAHAHA, Like seriously, totally, undeniably, this the best thing that's ever happened to me oh my god.
Thanks for taking the time to read my letter. I haven’t heard a reply, and it’s been eight weeks. I didn’t want to chase you up about this, but I sent you a friend request, and you’ve neither confirmed nor denied me. I hope that you have just forgotten about it, which would explain a lot. You see, when you don’t even answer the request, it stops me from sending it again. Maybe you know this, and it’s deliberate, but we had that conversation at Laura’s party, and it felt like, at least for a moment we connected. I’m not saying let’s get married, but there was something in the way that you looked at me, after I had explained what an internet cookie was, that has stayed with me. Sometimes when I am in my dressing gown, I imagine what it would feel like to have your head lying on my chest whilst I tell you other things about how websites work, like caching. Maybe you wouldn’t be interested in what I would have to say, but you would listen anyway because you liked my voice, you liked the way it rumbled through my chest, low and shaky like strings on a bass guitar. I would stroke your hair, and you would fall asleep, and then I would read a little before carrying you to bed.
So yeah, if you could just click confirm or deny, that would be really great.